Never Judge a Bum by His Cover
By: Chadwulf

The man whistled a cheery tune as he headed down the street of Chicago, Rick thought it was decidedly good day. The sun was shining, not only had his boss not given him any crap all day but had actually gave him his lunch break early.

apparently the hot dog vendor was having a good day too, because he had given him an extra on the house, though he seemed a little creepy the way he looked at him.

rick was a tall man, not fat but not thin either. he had an attractive face, with short office cut hair and a cleanly shaved face.

he stroll along completely unaware of the danger he was rapidly approaching... from an alley a rather large man stumbled forward, he had thick dark beard around his full lips, his looked a bit red, obviously an older man from his physique. from his clothes Rick gathered that the man was a bum.

he frowned in slight disgust as the smell wafted toward him, clearly this man hadn't bathed in months. " spare some change, uh, shhir?" he slurred. Rick frowned, judging from the mans more then ample gut, he wasn't lacking in nourishment but he was still in a good mood so he pulled out the change from his hot dog.

"here you go" he said holding it out, the hobo smiled drunkenly he took it in one hand grasped Ricks hand with the other. suddenly rick felt a sharp pain as something jabbed his wrist, "ouch" he blinked but the hobo didn't seem to notice "Thankyou, blessyou shir." Rick didn't like the way he was grinning at him, something told him he had to go he had to get away form here, and fast.

"whoa shir, you don't look so good..." the bum said with what seemed like... a mocking tone of worry? But he was right, Rick was all of a sudden very dizzy, "no... i need to get back to work..." Rick mumbled desperately. he blinked as and started to fall, the bum caught him easily.

"hey now, why don't you just lye down a moment here?" he said as he led him deep into the ally "well... maybe just a moment..." 'is that a mattress?' he thought the hobo laid him on the mattress chuckling to himself quietly all drunkenness gone from his voice "sleep now, my little man..."

Rick wakes up 'where am i?' he thinks groggily... 'whys it so dark, and whats that smell?' he knew he was pressed something hot and soft and... a blanket?

he pushed against the rough 'blanket'. 'damn its stuffy' he thought, suddenly it felt like an earthquake as everything moved around him, he heard an impossibly loud zipping, and an intense light shined over him.

as his eyes adjust he almost passed out again, he saw what looked like a giant looming over him.

he screamed as loud as he could but the giant simply chuckled his belly shaking violently. he recognized the giant as the that hobo from before, only now he was shirtless, showing his huge hairy belly, large nipples and thickly haired chest.

"i see your awake little man" the voice boomed over him. as rick looked around franticly he realized this bum hadn't grown, HE'D shrunk!

"WTF DID YOU DO TO ME!?" he screams. the giant grins toothily "i shrunk you of course." "but... but why!?" "the giant grins even wider "so i can have fun with you..."

these last words ring through Ricks head, then he realizes where he is... sitting next to the bums hard cock, one of his legs trapped under his his pants. as he frantically tries to pull himself up and away, the bum chuckles again.

"your not getting away that easily" he booms. rick screams as the giant hand closes around him, the giant grins evilly at his captive, "what should i do with you first then? hmmmn well my names Bill, but you can call me master, little man."

he grins with a sudden thought "how about you start by jacking me off?"

Rick blinks "what? no! thats disgusting!"

"well maybe i'll just crush you then..."

"no! i mean... I'm too small!" he pleads.

"hmmmn maybe your right... i know! you can just help me..."

without giving Rick time to reply he wraps his hand around his thick veined cock pressing rick against it, he struggles futilely making Bill moan lustfully.

Bill moves him up and down his pole pressing him into his uncut head especially, Rick curses himself for becoming hard but Bill seems not to notice too caught in his own ecstasy.

he continues this for several minutes before his moans become louder and deeper but before he can climax he pulls away a moment before. breathing heavily he smiles at his new toy "almost skipped to the ending to soon"

he then rubs rick against his balls hard, rick retches at the smell of sweat, seeing this Bill chuckles "don't act like you don't love it little man" he says poking his erection which Rick was taking great pains to conceal, he blushed fiercely.

"now, i want you to lick up all my , pre. don't worry, I've held it under my foreskin so it'll nice and easy."

he chuckles as he moves Rick back toward his cock he looks on in horror "no... i, i cant!"

Bill frowns "well... you obviously just need some encouragement."

he grins and presses the little man against the opening to his foreskin he carefully slips his head in, holding it closed around his neck ignoring his screams "better start, I'm not letting you out till you eat it all!" Ricks screams in terror are cut off as his mouth and nose is filled with pre.

after a moment he finally accepts it and starts drinking as fast as he can but Bill, not satisfied presses his against his piss slit and all over the head of his cock.

Bill twists on the old mattress in ecstasy with no shirt on and his pants pulled down. he pushes Ricks shoulders in as well so he can reach all the way down as well loving the feeling of his tiny tongue against his bare cock. finally when Rick thinks his lungs are gonna burst, Bill pulls him out gasping for breath.

"OK I've got one more thing i wanna do, since you've helped me so much..." as Bill brings Rick to his mouth he screams "wait your not gonna eat me are you?" the giant just chuckles cryptically.

soon sticking his thick wet tongue out he licks Ricks crotch, as well as his legs and abdomen, rubs him up and down his tongue repeatedly, rick moans rhythmically all qualms finally forgotten he gives himself over to the giant tongue.

after a moment of this bill puts ricks halfway in his mouth and sucks on him like a pacifier. Bills lips feel thick and rubbery against his waist, he moans feeling Bills cavernous nostrils blow hot air on him he struggles pushing his hands against the hairy face. only a little after a minute of this rick cums hard.

Bills mmmns at the taste of cum, playing with himself gently. after a moment Bill pulls him out his mouth and grins "that was tasty, in fact that was so good i think I'll have some more, your natural taste mixed with cum is great!"

Rick smiles hesitantly "i don't think theres much left in me..."

Bill grins wider "oh don't worry about that... your already all lubed up."

he then holds the little mans legs together and, this time pushes past the foreskin, he begins pressing him into his piss slit which wraps around Ricks legs tightly.

rick screams "what are you doing?!" Bill pays him no heed

"don't worry I'll let you back out " he mumbles as he continues to push him in, as he pushes him past his waist he can see a large lump forming along the bottom of his cock, bill moans and pinches one nipple, running a hand through his thickly haired chest.

rick looks on fearfully, soon only his head is poking from the end of his cock, despite the giants assurances he squirms fearfully making Bill moan in ecstasy.

soon the foreskin covers his face as with one finger, Bill pushes him down the rest of the way. he moans as the small man shaped bulge moves down his cock and empties into one ball with grows considerably.

Bill grins and squeezes his balls receiving a small wiggle in response, he considers just leaving him in there to turn into cum but then his stomach grumbles loudly so he decides to keep his promise.

moving his hand up and down his thick shaft he groans, already feeling so full with rick down their that he's already close to mumming but he tries to hold it off a little longer. he lets go of his shaft and, bending over, suckles the head of his thick cock.

Rick is squeezed downwards, its completely dark but he thinks its probably better that way, soon he is squeezed into a cramped space and is forced into the fetal position. "ugh" he grumbles as the smell of musk is almost overpowering.

he blinks and begins to panic as the walls are squeezed around him and pushes back frantically, before the pressure finally eases.

he wonders whether Bill will make good on his word to let him out... he hopes if he does he does soon, theres not much air in the tiny space. suddenly things seem to churn around him, and with a rising pressure he can feel the ball contracting around him. and then with a great push he shot back up the slimy tube.

it would be an odd site to see on the outside, a hairy, overweight, but sexy bum sucking himself off, a large bulge passing quickly through his already large cock.

Bill groaned as his mouth filled with his a load of cum, he barely managed not to swallow keeping Rick in his mouth he moaned around him.

rick was shoved into Bills mouth, he gasped in as much air as he could and tried to hold onto the mattress sized tongue which pressed him against the roof of his mouth.

he was tossed back and forth, the smell was terrible, until Bill took a moment to open his mouth to let in some fresh air. Rick blinked as the bright light and the cold air rushed over him, he inched hesitantly toward the light. just as he reached the end the mouth closed back down around him and powerful suction pulled him back.

Bill chuckled inwardly having been only teasing the poor cum covered man.Bill smiled and slowly tilted his head back, Rick franticly tried to secure a hold to something as he slowly slid to the back of his throat. bill moaned loving the feeling a of a struggling man in his mouth.

holding his hand against his throat, with one long drawn out swallow he sent rick to his cavernous belly, feeling his struggles as he slid down his throat, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand Bill belched loudly and patted his round gut affectionately.

"now that was a satisfying meal!"

he rifled through ricks pants pockets looking through it he grinned reading the drivers license "what a handsome mug," he pats his stomach again speaking to it "i would've fucked you but these hot dogs kick in so fast!

well maybe next time i wont give the handsome ones the shock so soon... well speaking of hot dogs, i gotta remember to give Fred the credit cards for sending you to me. " he begins counting up the money "well, this certainly is a profitable business, i look forward to plenty more customers!"

The End